Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
Don’t you fuckin do this to me
The Great Goblin
The Battle of Five Armies
Riddles in the Dark
The Hobbit Illustrations by Justin Gerard
Fish in the boat & man overboard
"MY PEOPLE ARE STARVING, AND SO I OFFER YOU A TRADE, MIGHTY POSEIDON. ONE OF OURS, FOR ONE OF YOURS!"
Two can play at these games.
Finish reading Your Love Life, As Described by Videogames
New article written by me and illustrate by Coleman Engle, who is just the BEST. Go read it!
Why Video Games Make You Aggressive
"No you can’t name your weapon shop ‘Bloodbath and Beyond’."
"mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic"